（甲）：
今天的新闻，好家伙
讲一个走运的人上人
虽然无疑是出悲剧
我却属实绷不住
看照片中这一幕

他坐在车里上了头
未曾留意红绿灯的变换
围聚的人站着望着
那熟悉的面孔
但是没有人很确定是那个政协委员

今天的电影，好家伙
志愿军把敌人悉数击败
围聚的人转身离开
我还在继续看
读过那些书
我要让你
来～高～潮～

（渐紧张，戛然而止）
（闹钟响）

（乙）：
醒来，掉下床
拿起梳子打理形象
走下楼来喝上一小杯
抬头一看才发现已经迟了
穿上衣抓起棉帽
几秒钟赶上公交
走上楼去抽一根华子
有人说话我进入梦乡

（梦，甲长吟）

（甲）：
今天的新闻，好家伙
在上海发现五千只貉子
虽然貉子总爱乱跑
也得一只只数
为了弄清他们能否填满工人体育场
我要让你
来～高～潮～

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A Day in the Life

Written by Lennon-McCartney, Released on Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, 1967

John:
I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today, oh boy
The English army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on …

Paul:
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

John:
Ahhh…

I read a news today, oh boy
4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
I'd love to turn you on …